my future husband

Dear Future Husband (whoever you may be),

I currently feel awkward, creepy, annoying, and desperate.  Please like me the way I am so I don’t have to feel uncomfortable in my own skin 24/7.  Also, please exist period.  I’d like to be married someday.  It would be so nice.

Love,

Your Future Wife

P.S. Please look like this:

Actually, never mind. Please just be a sweetheart like Mr. Nielson.

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